Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 06, 2020

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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    Apparently, you can get out early with good behaviour.

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    Take the stairs.

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    Bob.  over 4 years ago

    I remember seeing that in tall office buildings. An elevator would skip the first 20 or so floors.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Motion denied ā€¦..the elevator was filled to capacity when it suddenly stoppedā€¦.dropped and rolledā€¦.

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    backyardcowboy  over 4 years ago

    Need another Elevator: 16 ā€“ 20

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    backyardcowboy  over 4 years ago

    Your Honor!! I have a Motion in motion that will play on your Emotion!

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Iā€™ll be the judge of that.

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    If youā€™re lucky, you get the high speed elevator. Itā€™s so fast that conversation is impossible; you never get to finish your sentence.

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    manlion1andrew  over 4 years ago

    Funny

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    harry49  over 4 years ago

    You mean I have a choice?

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    favm  over 4 years ago

    I guess the elevator depends on the sentence.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    Please, donā€™t get me started on courthouse elevators.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Whichever one youā€™re assigned to, you get the shaft.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Iā€™d avoid the the one the says ā€˜Lifeā€™.

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    mistercatworks  over 4 years ago

    Really tall buildings may require switching elevators to get all the way to the top. The weight of the cable becomes too much for a single ground-to-roof elevator. Of course, you would not see all the elevators on the ground floor. That would be too much of a ā€œstretchā€. (There, I got in the joke.)

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    tinstar  over 4 years ago

    At least having a choice, can give you a lift.

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