Deep Dark Fears by Fran Krause for September 24, 2020

Apparently he lied; you’re still churning out “cartoons”.

You poor thing! :’(

No, you only have to lay down to die if you do it in public.

Excitement takes your breath away, what a gas!

“Big” brother, right? Why do our siblings ALWAYS believe whatever we say?

And then the ceiling fell down and finished the job.

Here is what I was told…

Sneeze and burst your head.

Cough and burst your chest.

Fart and burst your ass.

I always wondered what would happen to a kid who did all three at once.

Wait till you experience a terror fart. Like a sneeze fart only harder.

Of course, for us older folks, there is always this… Never trust a fart.