B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 26, 2020

She sure ain’t no Bob Ross !

But isn’t that how Jackson Pollock got started?

When they get to studying “The Human Form”, there are only 2 female nude models, Fat Chick and Cute Chick.

Those dudes are awfully messy eaters. I don’t remember ever getting an orange mouth eating an orange

I’m amazed that she didn’t club them (a la snake) for eating the subject. Poor business etiquette, I guess.

“Class dismissed”!

no starving artists in her class!

For some reason , I like collages with pears. . .pears of all colors, with all kinds of shading. . .am working on a fabric collage right now with a pear. . .

If the subject stays still , it´s art, if it moves it´s porn.

Solution: Look at first plate.

Oy! Now I have to pick more fruit …..BTW…all comments are hysterical….LOL

It looks like she has already eaten a lot of subjects.

Reminds me of some of my art school classes only much tamer! ;o}

They might as well. I’m pretty sure the only thing they will get out of the lesson is a meal.

They’re into the minimalist style.

I always wondered how starving artists managed to paint finished still lifes

that should be an easy session…painting an empty bowl.

Now they are ready to concentrate.

She should have her class right after lunch…

So much for vegetable dyes…

What is her new name I keep thinking of her by her old name.

They weren’t eating. They were using their palates for palettes.

I would paint the “fat chick” she has a rubenesque figure.