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Don’t get smart with the officer, he’ll make your life miserable with a speeding ticket and you’ll loose time at work by going to court and probably lose.
Heisenburg is driving in Germany going faster than the speed limit, when a cop pulls him over. Cop asks “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenburg replies “No, but I know were I am.”
I wrote hundreds of traffic tickets as a state trooper. Many people convinced me, by their attitudes, that a warning wouldn’t suffice to improve their driving.
saylorgirl about 1 year ago
Don’t get smart with the officer, he’ll make your life miserable with a speeding ticket and you’ll loose time at work by going to court and probably lose.
e.groves about 1 year ago
Why are you asking me?
Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago
Old physics story:
Heisenburg is driving in Germany going faster than the speed limit, when a cop pulls him over. Cop asks “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenburg replies “No, but I know were I am.”
Ukko wilko about 1 year ago
I wrote hundreds of traffic tickets as a state trooper. Many people convinced me, by their attitudes, that a warning wouldn’t suffice to improve their driving.