Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 30, 2020

oh, let him have his moment

Hey, Pete- when did you gain about a hundred pounds?

Tony asked, about 7 hours ago

Relaxed?

Yes – but there are other places than the lavatory to be that. Eww.

“Calvin & Hobbes Treasury”, “Toilets of the Rich & Famous”, “War & Pee”, “Bidet the Earth stood still”; a keg and a beer pull…

Nope; I like my “throne” separate with a basin to wash my hands next to it and not looking like from a certain hotel chain.

The advantage of living alone. My whole apartment is a man cave.

It’s not a man cave. It’s a woman’s refuge.

Oh my. I’m not the squeamish type but this gave me a heeby. Who’s gonna clean that??

The Calvin & Hobbes treasury is three massive volumes, with side notations from the author

Readers Digest books. For everyone else, television.

Dreaming of a golden throne, with full service. You can’t see the other wall with the 65" TV.

When you stop hanging your unmentionables to dry in the shower, I may consider it. Why ae you in my man cave anyway?

BTW, I think I’d have a problem using that TP with my likeness on it. Now I can think of some likenesses I would have a problem with.

it’s mine when I’am when I’am in it.