The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for August 28, 2020

“Then we’re in agreement. We’ve had record profits! A dead mouse on every employee’s owner’s stoop. And a pound of catnip for each of them. This will be the Christmas they’ll never forget!”

White House Virus Task Force. No masks, no social distancing, no Dr Fauci. Fake Life magazine cover on the wall.

“And finally, productivity has improved by 5% since we began random catnip testing.”

“Good meeting everyone. You all paid attention for the full 30 seconds.”

The vote is unanimous

Today begins our hostile takeover of the dogs

Does our Herd of Cats know where the box is??

@Pat S Those cats are thinking outside the box.

First thing we do is kill all the dogs.

Our mission statement is nap where ever and whenever you can.

“I, Gordon Calico, have something to say. The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. And now, as our staff has a wonderful layout of treats and cream, let’s break for 11-zees…”

“Welcome, everyone, to your first meeting at GingerInc. Let’s start with looking at the plans in front of you for World Domination. Afterwards, naps will be at 9, 10, 11 and we will break for lunch at noon.”

“Three head butts to Mr. Tom Tabby for his dedication to “marking” our competitors by which we’ve recently acquired PetSmat, Chewy and Amazon."

I have the results of the midnight zoomies run right here