Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for September 08, 2020

Talk about something that needs masking! Give Emp that coupon for Depends, Mike!

Why isn’t the Emperor wearing a mask? Evidently fake emperors stick together…..

I suppose we have someone to thank/ for the fact that he ain’t hit a bank/ but is there a chance/ that he might put on pants?/ His “privates” have grown somewhat “rank”..

Usually a ski mask in July is a pretty good indicator of a robbery.

I’m glad he’s standing behind his luggage. :)