Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 13, 2020

what can you do about it, Linus?

That’s your fault, Linus. You should have just come home when she first told you.

Back when you could leave stuff out in the yard and not have to worry about it…

Be careful unless you want both Van Pelts to be tested for COVID-19!

Linus can walk for himself, Lucy.

When you get home, “vet” that statement with Mom…

Ut Oh, you forgot the football.

This is why tear gas spray was invented, Linus.

Lucy’s always been a total drag.

Throw up on her shoes when she turns around to sock you one.

I never really thought of Lucy as a drag queen, but she is, in a manner of speaking… :D

Lucy was not such a jerk when she was younger.

“Excuse me, I CAN walk!”

“Well, you wouldn’t do as I said, I’m the oldest, I’M in charge!”

xxx

After all she is elder and that matters.

So do I, Linus, so do I.

The riding up must be fierce.