Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 12, 2011

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    oranaiche  over 13 years ago

    So long as it’s not a sentence of being suspended upside down over a scorpion pit opposite a sign reading, “spɹoʍ ǝɥʇ uɹɐǝן”.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 13 years ago

    I’d hate to think what the punishment forarmed robbery is.

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    pouncingtiger  over 13 years ago

    @Llewellenbruce, that would be an extremely slow death.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    That’s stiff!

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    Superfrog  over 13 years ago

    My pillow doesn’t have a warning label! Now I won’t be able to operate it until a risk assessment is done, a procedure is written and an audit performed.

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    Destiny23  over 13 years ago

    What do you get for $2 Thousand??

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    moronbis  over 13 years ago

    Maybe the pillow belongs to the fink.

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    Hillbillyman  over 13 years ago

    Uh! Oh!

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    x_Tech  over 13 years ago

    How much for a change of venue?

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    banzaibread  over 13 years ago

    I thought it was just mattresses that had those tags.

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    ilsapadu  over 13 years ago

    Does that G include dancing on my grave?

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    Fogger_man  over 13 years ago

    Oh no! The tag on my pillow is missing… now I won’t get any sleep!

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