Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for July 15, 2022

Who knew that fondant or buttercream were non-Newtonian fluids?

That is probably something Henny Penny would say.

Wait ‘til the bride and groom push each others’ faces into that pile of goop!!

I have to wonder: would that pastry chef refuse to make a cake for a gay wedding??

A cake for a couple whose marriage will end up sinking?

Quick-frosting?

Meanwhile, the baker is thinking, This is what I get for using a recipe I saw on “Swamp People.”

Needs a smaller their for bride and groom

Ha, ha. Doubt that could happen. But if it did maybe he’d give the cake to the kids as spoiled.

Why no Nancy Classics on weekends?

Okay, that’s it! Next time, we turn the oven on.