I knew a cop who was questioning a guy of, shall we say ‘low IQ’? He was sitting at a desk next to the copier. He put a sheet of paper with the words “He’s LYING!” printed on it on the glass. He told the guy it was a Lie Detector, and every time he asked him a question, he pushed the copy button. Out popped the sheet, and he’d say “Want to try again?” Crooks are more sophisticated these days.
I learned long ago to always tell the truth. When my wife asked where I had been, I told her: having dinner with another woman. She had already known or she would not have asked. Yes, it was just dinner.
eromlig about 4 years ago
Isn’t there a similar formula for politicians?
timinwsac Premium Member about 4 years ago
Is that you Melania???
tcayer about 4 years ago
I knew a cop who was questioning a guy of, shall we say ‘low IQ’? He was sitting at a desk next to the copier. He put a sheet of paper with the words “He’s LYING!” printed on it on the glass. He told the guy it was a Lie Detector, and every time he asked him a question, he pushed the copy button. Out popped the sheet, and he’d say “Want to try again?” Crooks are more sophisticated these days.
theoldidahofox about 4 years ago
Sounds like Trump.
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
I learned long ago to always tell the truth. When my wife asked where I had been, I told her: having dinner with another woman. She had already known or she would not have asked. Yes, it was just dinner.