Better that, than eating a big meal DURING your flight.Most people are unaware that the fuel-efficiency of airplanes decreases after the in-flight meals are served, due to the increase in the cumulative weight of the passengers. (Of course, after they’ve digested and used the toilets, passenger weight decreases again, so it evens out the fuel consumption over the flight as a whole.)
Plods with ...™ over 13 years ago
At least you had something soft to land on
lewisbower over 13 years ago
PLODS Wouldn’t his head worked as well?
cwreenactor over 13 years ago
Yes. You need to wait one hour.
bossyheifer over 13 years ago
At least he didn’t get a mid-flight cramp!
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
Better that, than eating a big meal DURING your flight.Most people are unaware that the fuel-efficiency of airplanes decreases after the in-flight meals are served, due to the increase in the cumulative weight of the passengers. (Of course, after they’ve digested and used the toilets, passenger weight decreases again, so it evens out the fuel consumption over the flight as a whole.)
lin4869 over 13 years ago
fritzoid, why is that (since the food was on the plane already)?
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
Duh. Everybody knows food weighs more in your belly than it does on your plate. A two-ounce doughnut can make you put on a whole pound.
landshark67 over 13 years ago
Maybe he just wanted to plank.
lin4869 over 13 years ago
Didn’t know that!