Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 13, 2011
May 12, 2011
May 14, 2011
Transcript:
Crocodile: Hey, Larry... How life as veecious tree croc? You leap on zeeba head and reep to shred yet? Larry the croc: Me no can leap, Bob. Tree too high. Crocodile: You veecious tree croc, Larry! How you keel prey if you no leap on head? Larry the croc: Me gonna chuck kumquats. Crocodile: You bad tree croc, Larry. Larry the croc: Me got lot of kumquats, Bob.
chezvalentine Premium Member over 13 years ago
I think you’re about to get a kumquat in the head Bob.
awesomegladioatorchick over 13 years ago
what in the world is a kumquat!!!
fenneuter over 13 years ago
Yoo no can google or wiki kumquat, awesomegladiolachick?
slimbrownweed about 13 years ago
kumquats!that is my new battle cry
conreader almost 13 years ago
a kumquat is a tropical fruit or its from the middle east i can never remember
Bob da croc over 3 years ago
Larry dum
CHAD OCHOCINCO JOHNSON about 3 years ago
Larry ees bad tree
76noos 4 months ago
That tree is almost the same height as your friend, Larry. You’re a CROCODILE, not a CHICKEN.