FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 13, 2020

If I were that dorky as Jason and Marcus, I would’ve gone with a ten-pint hat.

I’ve seen and worn a bunch of cowboy hats, and not a one had a vent on top.

Did they get those from RodeoClownOufitters.com?

I heard somewhere that ten-gallon hat is a misnomer.

It’s not the hats that are the problem. You guys are just small.

Maybe they should take the trouble to watch a few Westerns.

I seem to remember the holes in the side?

Boobs

A gallon hat and a pound of brains.

And… Tie