Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 05, 2020

First!

Hmm… Shouldn’t Lio put him in the freezer?

wouldn’t it be a tad funnier if that polar bear were drinking a Coca Cola instead of the milk?

Dad may need a new pair of shorts after that encounter!

Ice Bear makes his cameo. Where are Grizz and Panda?

The pseudo-scientific “evolutionary biologists” will tell you that grolar bears are the result of what’s happening in the far north.

“Others” will tell you A) ain’t no such thing as "grolar bears, and/or 2) the god of Abraham (and not Odin) has willed them into existence.

In the immortal words of Opus “Please fill up the ice trays. It’s nesting season.”

BUNNY!

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Open the door. Put the elephant in. Close the door.

No, no, no. After you open the door, you have to take the polar bear out before you put the elephant in. Then you close the door.

Would the polar bear suffocate, like children who got locked in a refrigerator playing “Jail”(?) did?

So tell us: Does the light go out when the door is shut?

Reminds me of Opus in someone’s freezer (hands him an ice tray & says “fill this please; it’s nesting season”)!