Strange Brew by John Deering for October 13, 2020

Yes, shopping carts can do that.

Where’s a Cart Herder when you need one.

Not only is there life on other planets, there’s stupid and inconsiderate life on other planets.

They do that.

The insurance company will never believe this ding!

Anyone here read Terry Pratchett’s “Reaper Man”?

Must be from the local Moon Mart…

…and look, it dented the side

(Sigh!) Costco, they’re everywhere!

Littering, not using your blinker, and not returning your shopping cart; a few of my pet peeves.

You parked in the wrong spot.

It somehow doesn’t stack up…

Best laugh today.

As they say..between a rocket and a hard place.

That would be me with a new car in a parking lot…

They don’t call ’em “Wal-Martians” for nothing!

There was a supermarket chain in Baltimore called Mars (it closed down a year or two ago); maybe this was one of theirs.

There’s always some idiot who can’t be bothered to put their cart in the parking drop off.

I assume one of the wheels is janky too.