Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 05, 2020

Good luck at that. Facetime is only full of drivel.

Dude, you charged your laptop from the top of a mountain with no power source, enlightenment achieved.

Zoom zen. Or is it zen Zoom?

Enlightenment for the not-very-bright to begin with?

He has a solar panel on his back

Well, if the crumbling rocks are any indication, you will be achieving something else shortly.

so… he’ll only be remotely enlightened, right?

At first I thought he said “ remote enlightenment on Facebook”. I was going to say, that would give him UNenlightenment.

“…by adding it to the bottom of the comments. There is no enlightenment without struggle.”