The tortoise is having a bad couple of weeks. First Grog uses him as a skipping stone and now a spear in the shell. Dare we ask what else can happen to him?
John’ you know those wont be around till 3,600 BC when they start blowing glass. Then another 4000 years till they start making the lenses to see threw.
That’s like the New York driver that they stopped at the toll booth leaving the state he was hunting in during deer season with a dead calf strapped to his hood.
It has been put forth in highly respected scientific journals that extensive investigations made by preeminent archaeologists and anthropologists that “Hork” was actually the sound that emanated from a prehistoric spear that was chucked! It’s a fact— look it up.
I have sometimes thought about how difficult humanity must have been BEFORE the invention of eyeglasses. How was anything invented when most of the population couldn’t see? Think about all eyewear/contacts disappearing today? – Even just for a day. We’d be lost. I don’t think glasses were a common “thing” until around the 16th century.
Second smile today! Thanks! I really need as many as possible! We had 6 inches of rain in 24 hours due to the residue of TC ETA merging with a cold front, and now a 30drop in temp and resulting air pressure change has triggered a nasty migraine. Smiles and Maxalt help!
hariseldon59 about 4 years ago
Hork?
I Mad Am I about 4 years ago
Impressive! His spear stayed! That takes quite a bit of strength!
KLSeering about 4 years ago
The tortoise is having a bad couple of weeks. First Grog uses him as a skipping stone and now a spear in the shell. Dare we ask what else can happen to him?
Mordock999 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Dude!
You Never, Ever, EVER, YELL at your prey!!!!!
Darth_Walrus_1975 about 4 years ago
Either BC has gotten stronger, or John’s shell is not that durable.
SamuelMeasa about 4 years ago
John’ you know those wont be around till 3,600 BC when they start blowing glass. Then another 4000 years till they start making the lenses to see threw.
Troglodyte about 4 years ago
Glance before you lance. Peer before you spear. In fact, just eye before you even try!
BigDaveGlass about 4 years ago
He didn’t want to make a spectacle of himself…..
rshive about 4 years ago
Not even sure that elks have been invented yet.
timg99 Premium Member about 4 years ago
That’s like the New York driver that they stopped at the toll booth leaving the state he was hunting in during deer season with a dead calf strapped to his hood.
jagedlo about 4 years ago
He can borrow Clumsy’s…
jkebxjunke about 4 years ago
turtle soup tonight!!
43willys about 4 years ago
It has been put forth in highly respected scientific journals that extensive investigations made by preeminent archaeologists and anthropologists that “Hork” was actually the sound that emanated from a prehistoric spear that was chucked! It’s a fact— look it up.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
John, you may want to customize that carapace with a colorful motif. One without target-like symbols?
donwalter about 4 years ago
elks got dookie birds?
ChessPirate about 4 years ago
Dookie Bird + Tortoise + Mr. Magoo = Mm, yeah, it’s possible… (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Yell, then shoot. Good hunting instincts. NOT
done about 4 years ago
He may not see well, but his aim has improved.
joefearsnothing about 4 years ago
I still think that the Masonic Order and the Knights of Columbus should merge and call it The Masonites! ;o]
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago
So, an elk roast is no longer on the menu.. but turtle soup.. is
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
What does it matter? It all tastes like chicken…
zeexenon about 4 years ago
Tip must be obsidian.
dv1093 about 4 years ago
I have sometimes thought about how difficult humanity must have been BEFORE the invention of eyeglasses. How was anything invented when most of the population couldn’t see? Think about all eyewear/contacts disappearing today? – Even just for a day. We’d be lost. I don’t think glasses were a common “thing” until around the 16th century.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
LOL!
sobrown51 about 4 years ago
Turtle soup hadn’t been invented yet?
corpcasselbury about 4 years ago
Now that’s just embarrassing, mistaking a tortoise and bird for an elk.
JenSolo02 about 4 years ago
Second smile today! Thanks! I really need as many as possible! We had 6 inches of rain in 24 hours due to the residue of TC ETA merging with a cold front, and now a 30drop in temp and resulting air pressure change has triggered a nasty migraine. Smiles and Maxalt help!