B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 13, 2020

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    hariseldon59  almost 4 years ago

    Hork?

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    I Mad Am I  almost 4 years ago

    Impressive! His spear stayed! That takes quite a bit of strength!

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    KLSeering  almost 4 years ago

    The tortoise is having a bad couple of weeks. First Grog uses him as a skipping stone and now a spear in the shell. Dare we ask what else can happen to him?

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    Mordock999 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Dude!

    You Never, Ever, EVER, YELL at your prey!!!!!

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  almost 4 years ago

    Either BC has gotten stronger, or John’s shell is not that durable.

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    SamuelMeasa  almost 4 years ago

    John’ you know those wont be around till 3,600 BC when they start blowing glass. Then another 4000 years till they start making the lenses to see threw.

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    Glance before you lance. Peer before you spear. In fact, just eye before you even try!

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    BigDaveGlass  almost 4 years ago

    He didn’t want to make a spectacle of himself…..

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    rshive  almost 4 years ago

    Not even sure that elks have been invented yet.

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    timg99 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    That’s like the New York driver that they stopped at the toll booth leaving the state he was hunting in during deer season with a dead calf strapped to his hood.

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    jagedlo  almost 4 years ago

    He can borrow Clumsy’s…

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    jkebxjunke  almost 4 years ago

    turtle soup tonight!!

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    43willys  almost 4 years ago

    It has been put forth in highly respected scientific journals that extensive investigations made by preeminent archaeologists and anthropologists that “Hork” was actually the sound that emanated from a prehistoric spear that was chucked! It’s a fact— look it up.

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    John, you may want to customize that carapace with a colorful motif. One without target-like symbols?

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    donwalter  almost 4 years ago

    elks got dookie birds?

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    ChessPirate  almost 4 years ago

    Dookie Bird + Tortoise + Mr. Magoo = Mm, yeah, it’s possible… (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Yell, then shoot. Good hunting instincts. NOT

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    done  almost 4 years ago

    He may not see well, but his aim has improved.

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    joefearsnothing  almost 4 years ago

    I still think that the Masonic Order and the Knights of Columbus should merge and call it The Masonites! ;o]

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    So, an elk roast is no longer on the menu.. but turtle soup.. is

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    What does it matter? It all tastes like chicken…

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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    Tip must be obsidian.

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    dv1093  almost 4 years ago

    I have sometimes thought about how difficult humanity must have been BEFORE the invention of eyeglasses. How was anything invented when most of the population couldn’t see? Think about all eyewear/contacts disappearing today? – Even just for a day. We’d be lost. I don’t think glasses were a common “thing” until around the 16th century.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    LOL!

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    sobrown51  almost 4 years ago

    Turtle soup hadn’t been invented yet?

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    corpcasselbury  almost 4 years ago

    Now that’s just embarrassing, mistaking a tortoise and bird for an elk.

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    JenSolo02  almost 4 years ago

    Second smile today! Thanks! I really need as many as possible! We had 6 inches of rain in 24 hours due to the residue of TC ETA merging with a cold front, and now a 30drop in temp and resulting air pressure change has triggered a nasty migraine. Smiles and Maxalt help!

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