Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 28, 2020

“Nothing binds a people to their leader like a common enemy. Voters don’t change governments during war.” – Harvey Fierstein

You had to write it down or else how would people know the word nok has a silent letter k in it. And also a silent c. (Oh why does the English language have to be so fancy complicated?)

A politician using short sentences? Ye oldie worldy indeed…

Saying it is one thing…bringing it about is another!

He had to pool his writers for this. If he spoke his mind, they might try storming the castle.

how sad…

I found those word work wonders, if you are willing to back it up with a slap on the head to those who don’t listen up.

(likes combination of colors in the third panel of the cartoon)

Well sure.. teleprompters had not yet been invented. Sheesh!

Way too many think “Unity” means “Agree with me!, —you worthless piece o’ sh—t!”. Unity is too much to hope for now; cooperation and compromise should be our goal.

If only…

It’s succinct….

Didn’t work for the War on Drugs and certainly not for the War on Covid.

Pathetic…………

This needs to be forwarded to Black Friday shoppers

The fink is not only short stature, his memory is also short. I wonder how he still manages to rule.

This would be the Fink’s best speech ever.