F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 09, 2020

Now you’re an excellent driver.

Best belly flopper on this side of the pool!

I’m still smarting over that “U” I got for my handwriting in the fifth grade. Try shaking off an “Unsatisfactory” in only fifty years.

A little slow on the uptake. The swim teacher said he was an outstanding diver (i.e. try out for diving, please don’t join the swim team). What did the diving teacher say?

Well, he’s out there…standing.

As Felix Unger once said, Never assume anything!

Start with the basic belly flop

Speaking of bellies…. no belly buttons?? Aliens??