Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 06, 2020

It’s the same old story.

He does a great version of Dylan’s “My Back Pages.”

He’s not into binding commitments.

He may be a loan, but he’s great between the sheets!

On the other hand, if you’re just looking for a one night stand you could do a lot worse.

Consider this a blanket “like” for a whole raft of good comments, folks.

IF they aren’t dated how will you know when to take them back?

Lady, you’ve got a spine. Use it!

It’s WRITTEN ON THE WIND! He will be GONE WITH THE WIND before you open up to him.

I think it’s fine, as long as they’re both open about it…

and they know they’re on the same page.

It’s a problem, for sure, when only one of them is a mystery.

Dewey Decimal?

Oh yes we do!

After he goes, you might find yourself overdue.

Plus, it gets really old all the time hearing him say, “Check me out girls.” I also heard he’s not all there. Had his appendix removed.

Bookmark my words, he’s just going to leave her by hershelf.

“Dad, he told me we could renew our relationship.”

and stay away from paperbacks – they’re basically spineless and don’t know how to dress properly (never wear a jacket)

At least he’s a well read date.