In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 16, 2020

Holy Moses! Only a miracle can save par.

Hes going to need the most lofted club he has to get out of there.

He can part the waters but he can’t hit the ball straight. How lame is that.

So Moses and Jesus are golfing…

I assume everyone knows that joke and I don’t have to type it.

that’s why ol’ Mo was known as a scratch golfer

and also why he was not welcome in most country clubs

trump

How did Moses cross the Red Sea: Did he Swim? Sail? Fly? Jump? Run? How did he get across? (Anyone?)

However, I hear Moses isn’t/wasn’t a good putter…..

Yeah, but he’s going to be in that sand trap for 40 years.

Isn’t moving a hazard a penalty………

Trump just uses a really fast golf cart to improve his lie.

Moses is violating Rule 8 of the Rules of Golf—playing the golf course as you find it.

Rule 8.1.a. Actions That Are Not Allowed:

(5) Remove dew, frost or water.

Penalty for Breach of Rule 8.1a:

General Penalty. (2 strokes)