Deep Dark Fears by Fran Krause for December 24, 2020

She looks kind of young/small for ‘the talk’.

And someday you too can blame your boyfriend/ husband for breathing your air!

And you can have sausage with those eggs.

2 eggs as they come in pairs.

If “laying an egg” means “telling unfunny jokes”, just stay away from the comments and you should be ok.