Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 30, 2020

No matter how you approach it, it’s still Down-n-Out…..

No Ralph, that’s not how it works.

Hem Haw.

Nice play on that other burger chain’s name…

Does #MeToo know about this ???

Yeah, Ralph, you can’t get there from here. . .

You just had to remove all doubt, didn’t you, Ralph?

If it’s on the outskirts, wouldn’t it be Out-and-Out? I assume they put it out there to keep their Secret Menu more secret.

Kliban drew a famous upskirts cheeseburger cartoon.

If you live underground, it’s the upskirts of town…

up the skirts of your town ?

Bad year to open a restaurant.

In-and-Out Burgers are the best!

That name seems so appropriate these days.

Five Guys is better. especially their fries! Yum

Be sure to get the double double animal style.

That sounds like something Norman would say.