FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 08, 2021

good plan, Jason, until your mother tells you to march into the bathtub

I’d say its as effective as sleeping in a mine field.

Paige can be so mean . . .

I thought he was supposed to be smart?

Maybe not as big a punishment as hoped. I don’t see Jason as particularly fastidious. I used to get sent to my room as punishment. They must not gave realized it was my favorite place. Read the Uncle Remus “Brer Rabbit and the briar patch” fable.

Better put something heavy on top of Jason’s trash can.

Too bad they don’t have a cat.