Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for October 08, 2021

People are beginning to talk…about my caffeine problem.

…and she doesn’t even clean off her desk…ew

That guy must have a strong bladder.

Or whoevers office is closest to the restroom.

So – they’re both too lazy to ever wash the coffee cups?

I had a friend who found she couldn’t cry on cue during an audition. She asked to be excused for ten minuted, went next door to a coffee house and drank six espressos. When she got back, the trick was NOT to cry until the cue.