Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 29, 2020

I don’t think that it will be taken back!! It has been used and abused!!

:-O

I tried one once. I quickly felt like he looks.

Yes sir, put it right over there next to the pogo stick and the stilts.

That’s gonna leave some unique marks.

You’ll need to give the seat a good cleaning.

i spoke to an 80 year old woman one day who told me she exercised using an unicycle…but she said her son had become worried and had taken her unicycle away…she laughed and said…“He doesn’t know i have a spare in the attic.”

always wanted one of those

…and is there anything wrong with this unicycle, Sir?

The (uni)cycle of life!

There was a ridiculously powerful motorcycle called a Norton Commando (maybe still is). I had a friend who wanted to buy one and figured “used” was the way to go. Every seller he met was in a body cast, with an angry wife standing behind him, pushing the sale.