Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 15, 2021

No body cares.

Song" “I…ain’t got no body…”

Better quit while you’re a head.

“Do you ever feel that a part of you is missing? Like you’re incomplete in some way?”

Time to get your head screwed on right.

Don’t feel that way, you’re heads above the rest of them!

I need a nice full bodied whine.

Actually he’s ahead in the game.

I feel so detatched, Doc! Why is that?

“You just need to stick your neck out more… er, …figuratively speaking.”

He should meet Travis @Scary Gary

Give Travis a call,maybe you can double date with his lady friend from therapy and one of her friends…

Sigmund recommends you face the music.

You need to get out of your head

Everything is going OK, and then my nose starts to itch…

How did he get there?

You have a successful boss.

Down in Sleepy Hollow, there’s a horseman you should meet.

Maybe the doc knows where you could get a body for necks to nothing…

Well I think I’m going outta my head—Oops, gotta go hit the head.

Sorry, but you’re an hour early. In other words, you’re ahead of your time

He used to have a good head, on his shoulders.