Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 31, 2021

Satchel has the best lines in this one. “Denied like a Bank of Ponzi Credit Card.”

Sigh………… Bucky’s stupidity knows few bounds.

A rare Satchel moment ! He is using his brain and not eating something crazy ;-)

Low IQ anon.

Again, oddly prescient: someone telling outrageous lies, who can provide no backup, doubling down when called out on the lies…hmmm.

“Jew Jitsu” ?? I don’t know if that is really funny or offensive! I think I will stick with really funny!

Prescient. If only we had doused the smoke of these kind of things years ago, we could have saved ourselves a lot of trouble these past 5 years.

No idea how old this is, but Conley didn’t know much about Guide Dogs. All snipped at a young age.

I don’t think Don Rickles could’ve churned out insults any funnier than this cat.

I believe in fighting fire with fire, at least when it relates to personal insults. Bucky, you are a bleached monkey that fell out of a tree and landed on your head.

Love Bucky’s parting line!!

This is why, if pets could talk, it would be the end of civilization as we know it. :)

This is hilarious! : D

Has there been any mention of Bucky’s parents, or did they change their identity and hide in a kind of witness protection program to escape the shame?

Satchel seems to be a little on the sensitive side, although Bucky is a lot on the insensitive side.

I kinda like Guinea pigs with a thyroid disorder and a botched facelift…

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