Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 14, 2021

He could if his mortgage wasn’t underwater…

It should be easy. There are plenty of fish out in the sea.

So, a Nemo anemone no-money down loan? (Say that five times fast!)

There are no buyers because they all remember him from school. He was the class clown.

I’ll try to coral them in and seal the deal!

I hear Patsis is looking for a place.

It’s easy to sell, get a fish to look in one of the crags, and it’s amore!

Sounds like someone is phishing.

What a couple of clowns.

I wouldn’t rent from those clowns (a tip of the hat to the guy with the crude avatar above me for saying “clown” first)

Yeah, while there is still a reef!