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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 02, 2021
Transcript:
What's the point of giant particle colliders? You can't feed the hungry with them, you can't cure cancer with them, you can't stop poverty with them! I agree! That's why I think we should scrap the Eiffel tower for iron, quarry the pyramids, and turn the Statue of Liberty into copper wiring. I'm not sure that's- Sorry, can't hear you. I only listen to noises that might save babies.
Ida No about 4 years ago
And then we shoot iron, pyramid and copper particles at everyone!
syzygy47 about 4 years ago
Good points. She deserves a āSarcasm Loading ā shirt.
Qiset about 4 years ago
I used to hear the same sort of arguments about our space program. Computers and cell phones would probably not be so ubiquitous if we hadnāt had the space program. Hmmm, maybe that wouldnāt have bee such a bad thing in hindsight.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 4 years ago
The problem with panel 2 is that thereās a non-zero chance blue shirt will agree.
StephenRice about 4 years ago
Prov 25:2
God loaded the universe with Easter eggs, and weāre supposed to find them.
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
It always cracks me up to hear people wingeing about āgetting off the gridā. My family is from the rural U.S. South and we spent generations struggling to get on the grid.
Wanye about 4 years ago
As a youth I didnāt pay much attention to the space program due to my own short sightedness. Iām ashamed. Look at all that has evolved from it.
Stephen Gilberg about 4 years ago
I have long noted that a purely utilitarian society would be soul-crushingly dull. Still, I do favor projects that are likely to have something to show for them.
rsmueller Premium Member about 4 years ago
Actually you can cure certain cancers using particle accelerators. We were treating inoperable brain cancers when I worked at the Bevatron back in the 80s.