Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 20, 2021

I think Hobbes has a thing for Calvin’s Mom.

Can’t Hobbes just lick himself to sleep?

Picky tiger.

At two in the morning kisses are not so passionate!

And this is one of the reasons why he’s an only child.

Careful now Hobbes, or you might get it in the kisser.

The second kiss probably wasn’t in such a good humor.

Experiences like this may force Mom to start knocking back a few shots before bed so she can sleep through such interruptions, I am pretty sure Calvin has already got Dad hitting his beverage of choice pretty heavily!

How does a kiss take?

He´s lucky he didn´t get a Kirby kiss.

Hobbes has always liked smooches.

I used to wonder why Calvin is an only child….

An angry kiss is just warning that they have teeth.

This reminds me of a time a few years ago when several families, including ours, were having an outdoor dinner together, and the kids played in the driveway/yard while the grownups ate and talked on the porch. At one point, one of the little boys, 3 or 4 years old at the time, came up meekly and said “Mommy…” And immediately his mom flew into a panic about what had happened to him (“Are you hurt? Did you fall? Were you pushed? Were those bug kids mean to you?!”), and when she was done asking and he was finally able to get a word in, he asked, “Is there any cake left?”

Mrs. Baker reacts the same way.

Her look of stunned disbelief “AT 2 IN THE MORNING??!!” is priceless

A slap in the face is a poor substitute.

It didn’t work for your father.

Funny, how insincere kisses make you feel unkissed.

Hobbes just likes smoochies

If it was me I would be on the verge of violence.

Dramatic Hobbes! Only next to the six year old.