Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for September 29, 2021

Curses! I forgot to take my gloves off.

Peanuts technically aren’t nuts

I really like the illustration today.

Does this trench coat make my butt look big?

“It’s the Peanut Roaster for you! Maybe you’ll be butter in your next life…”

Elementary, my dear snot nose.

Seeing RDJ was the voice of Mr Peanut for years I would think Mr Peanut would be the crime solver rather than the criminal. Nice juxtaposition, Dan. Note: Crunchy Cheetos leave less residue, but still wash up after eating before touching anything else. Except the ginger cat or yellow Lab.

I was giving him CPR.

I thought it was a gigantic Escherichia coli bacterium.

he should’ve cheesed it when he had the chance…