Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for December 17, 2021

Or at the very least pop a couple of Tic Tacs.

Another one that just made the Krampus “visit” list!!

/SHMIRK/

Is Santa giving out three wishes now?

Wish? He’s not a genie, kid

And maybe could you wait until after your shift before sucking down a fifth of Old Grandad?

He’s not a genie, just an old man with dentures.

Ouch!!!

Those aren’t even Santa’s agents they are just temporary workers.