Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 28, 2021

You have to sign this release…..before you eat the dessert.

A stomach pump. Hope it arrives in time

a pepto-bismol chaser…

Paramedics for those, like me, who don’t know.

One of these days it’s Shoe that’s going to need the EMTs. After Roz bashes his skull in with a frying pan.

A last will and testament; with Roz as the beneficiary.

I think the EMTs are going to coming for ‘Shoe’ shortly by the look on ’Roz’s’ ‘face’ ! ! ! !

[ rimshot! ]

(Because the ol’ “I just flew in from Chicago” one-liner won’t cut it with this fowl crowd.)

Bettie Paige, Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell…cheesecake to die for!!!

Bring a copy of your living will.

You have your choice of a fork or a spoon, Hon…

a defibrillator?

Body bag.

Proper grammar dictates a minuscule ‘s’ when pluralizing acronyms.

Strong “Coffee to Resurrect For”

What a cheesy comment.

Just hope you have something to live for.

For some “cheesecake to die for” is Pam Anderson in a string bikini.