Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 25, 2021

That tree one static spark away from spontaneous combustion….

Fear not fair lady!! It’s only 11 months until the next Christmas!!

/SNARK/

It did its job, Honeybunch, now let it go.

Can’t wait to see their brand new Valentine’s Day tree….

Time for it to become mulch for next year’s tree..

Shouldn’t she be getting ready for Easter?

Honeybunch, maybe you should stop?

Shouldn’t that tree have been headed to the city compost heap December 26th?

Poor baby……

That tree is right up there with Charlie Brown’s and the one in Geech.

I think it’s time to pronounce post mortem.

i once left my tree up for 9 years (artificial obviously)

And don’t forget to take down the lights on the house.

Yes, you need to get a Mardi Gras tree.