Monty by Jim Meddick for January 25, 2021

ROFL

Human: Opposable thumb. Capable of flinging boogers across the room.

Moondog has a dictionary?

That bird is a pea brain.

Well played, Moondog. You are smarter than the average [add descriptive noun here].

He shouldn’t take birdbrain personally. We all have relatives that we know would drown themselves looking at the rain and need herding by work dogs.

Actually they’ve discovered many birds are quite smart, and good a problemm solving.

Moondog, if that museum guard gig goes south, you should try out for the diplomatic corps!

Nice nod to Beetle Bailey – think he’s been in the army as long as I’ve been alive!