Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 01, 2021

Ah yes, the immutability of time and the sacred nature of our arbitrary measurement thereof. As you would expect, God nails it.

Time is just nature’s way of keeping everything from happening all at once.

I read that in old times, the calendar ended in December and the new year began in March. January and February were cold and worthless and didn’t even have names.

“Bucko”… chortle

I’ve long suspected that February wasn’t a real month!

I think time spent at work should count against age, but it feels like it counts double

February ain’t all bad. Super Bowl. Valentine’s Day. Income tax preparation.

Just my luck to have a February birthday.

What HE is saying is that age, time and their perspective itself, is relative. In geology time, you aren’t even a tick of the clock. Enjoy your youth….

right?