The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 07, 2021

If you REALLY want to blow Ms. Crabtree’s mind, do a report on the duck billed platypus or the spiny anteater. Both are mammals and yet they’re egg layers.;-D

Wilberforce is definitely his father’s son. The Born Loser 11.

Now isn’t that precious?? He should do a report on the aubergine plant instead!!

;-)

Like father, like son.

Isn’t that where cackle fruit come from?

If you really want to mess with him, tell him human females are born with their lifetime supply of human eggs. Then tell him, If you don’t believe me, go ask your dad. That will mess them both up.

…kid’s growing up a chip off the old block…

Female mammals, including humans, also produce “eggs”.

Well, so much for that…

Go for the Easter Bunny…

Wilberforce is obviously not an egghead!

Sound smart to me…eggplant!

[Faceplant…] ☺

Go with the Platypus, kid. Always a hit.

A chip off the old blockhead……

I guess the “mammals are egg producers but not egg layers” discussion is too awkward for this discourse?

The apple didn’t fall far from that tree.

Gladys should have really messed with Wilberforce and told him he should check with his father regarding his report.

“Okay, son, go do some research on eggplants and tell me what you learn. Then we’ll talk some more.”

Best learning experience he can have.

I’d choose a politician. They lay eggs all the time that are both expensive and inedible.

What about all those egg factories in Mississippi?