WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for February 19, 2021

College is a fountain of knowledge where students go drink.

The liver is evil, it must be punished.

What did you expect, Steve? The liver learned it from you how to refuse to work.

He’s been biled, ruebened, and fried…he’s outta there!

Now it only takes one drink to get sloshed. So I can’t drink as much, but I save a lot of money. But now I have more money than I had then. Life is like an MC Escher painting.

His Kidneys aren’t far behind.

I’m surprised it can even move.

I never drank while I was in college. OK, one night, someone convinced me to try hard liquor. I took a couple of sips of cherry brandy. It was like going to sleep with my eyes open. Who needs it?

To each his own, but you’re not obligated to drink foolishly.

My local Enormous State University has a two party system. Heavy and often. It’s known as a drinking school with a football problem. In 2020 football was a problem.

Cheese it, my brother! Or it’s curtains for you!

The acetaminophen, taken the next day for the hangover, beat on it even harder.