Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 22, 2021

…followed by a rendezvous with Peter.

Well I guess screw the huffing and puffing, as long as you have and industrial-strength blower.

Now that’s a wolf with an agenda if I ever saw one.

When do you have to be at the corner of Hollywood and Vine, wolfie? ;D

Ol’ Jack gotta show up for his gig on radio station XERB!

I wondered how he did it.

Not to mention the Goat’s Kids all inWOLVed an hour after that

If that’s a flame thrower there’s gonna be a lot of crackling. If it’s a leaf sucker / blower it’s gonna be ineffective against their last refuge, the brick house.

That is one busy wolf.

If ya got emphysema, there’s technology to help you in your daily tasks!

If this wasn’t a family strip, I could tell you what the pigs response was.

She’s so hard to satisfy…

He can put on roller skates and be there in five minutes with a tailwind.

Yes I recognize him. He out every morning with that thing at 7:00 AM. He is a Mexican Gray Wolf.

That sure is one big, bad wolf.

You DAWG!

Let’s mix it up here:

That blower better be made by ACME, Wile E. … and, um, those aren’t road runners …!

Society needs to outlaw leaf blowers. Rakes still work just fine.

Notice how the three, little pigs don’t get ear protection.

We all know how it’s going to end anyway…

After that he dons his sheep suit for dessert.

Work smarter, not harder