Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 28, 2021

oh, you don’t say (close the curtains, mister)

Big Brother has always been watching you. Only these days he doesn’t have to sit in a car outside your house.

I think now it’s:

“Big Brother is not watching you.No one is watching you.You’re boring.”

Harsh, I know, but it is what it is.

Tony asked again, about 6 hours ago

Where do you keep the birthday presents?

Don’t you think Justin’s birthday party is over by now?!?

Just down the road here is Richmond, Virginia, Facebook is building 2 buildings across the street from each other. Each building costs over a billion dollars. They must be storing somebody’s information in them.

I have my eye on you!

Yikes! …at least the eye isn’t bloodshot (trying to find some positive in this situation)

Not that he has to, as we already know it. But it’s a nice touch……

And we have invited him to do so.

Give it a poke.

But I’m an only child.

Re: title panel

If I said “SEELE”, would anyone else know what I mean?

Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.