Fred Basset by Alex Graham for April 11, 2021

Sure it was, Fred. You’ve had about a hundred one offs and thats only the ones that I know of

Looks more like a three off that time Fred…three off the plate. She needs a higher table or needs to keep them in the fridge. Still naughty though Fred!

I believe you Fred – you’ll never steal those sausages again, but others are fair game.

As if!

They taste better when they’re pinched……

Fred what style of sausage do you prefer ? Beef , Pork , Turkey , Chicken ….

I don’t get it. What’s meant by "one off????

’til next time!!!

We all know that’s not true Fred. Yet in this situation you are blameless

I’m, sure he MEANS it!

/But that squeaky voiced little devil keeps popping up from behind the stage TELLING him to steal the sausages!

Mrs. Dear never learns. Is she a bit daff?

He’ll do it again- He is Fred after all.

Does she believe him? I do as long as he can’t reach them.

It’s a running joke, except Fred isn’t exactly running.