CowTown by Charlie Podrebarac for March 01, 2021

Whatever happened ti that sheep?

When the lions play… the lamb has no say.

In like a lamb this year, but I’m not fooled (can’t pull the wool over my eyes). There’s a lion waiting in the clouds ready to pounce.

Show them your shotgun!

Belushi: "… did you know that March behaves differently in other countries? In Norway, for example, March comes in like a polar bear and goes out like a walrus. Or, take the case of Honduras where March comes in like a lamb and goes out like a salt marsh harvest mouse …

Unlike the Malay Peninsula where March comes in like a worm-eating fernbird and goes out like a worm-eating fernbird. In fact, their whole year is like a worm-eating fernbird.

Or consider the Republic of South Africa where March comes in like a lion and goes out like a different lion. Like one has a mane, and one doesn’t have a mane. Or in certain parts of South America where March swims in like a sea otter, and then it slithers out like a giant anaconda."

She said sheepishly.

Our March came in like a lamb and I would like it to stay like that. I’ll keep you posted.