Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 16, 2021

Unca Jake having hydraulic malfunctions?

St. Patrick, strangely enough.

Saint Jake’s Day is celebrated on February 30.

I think this year Saintt Patrick’s day should be celebrated by wearing green face masks.

I bought some corned beef, I will celebrate by cooking and eating it.

We have a cat named Blue

He is a good boy, but he’s no saint

Saint Wearealloutofbeer.

Believe it or not, blue was the original color for St Patrick’s Day, so Trout is technically correct. Hold my beer.

COULD work for St Andrew, but his day isn’t until Nov. 30. But as the patron saint of Scotland, the drinking motif still works.