Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 24, 2021

not those kind of benefits, Andy

Well at least he gets good advice.

~ ƹʅɗʘ “stripped down” ɗ’ʘraɗʘ plugged it about 3 hours ago

@Gweedo it’s legal here Murray

!? Have You heard “Let It BE Naked” ?!. . .that’s the version before Phil Spector got His Paws on It.

I was intrigued when I had heard a reissue came out. I have it and the CD and vinyl of the original.

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“And They do play “deep cuts”; songs which maybe did’nt chart well [or were’nt even a single] but are part of the Rock Lexicon. Example: Kinks B sides.”

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Radio was better with it “back in the day”. I have the $55 a year Pandora; no ads just content. I can repeat a song which rarely happens but some are just so good.

I have never seen Andy or Flo in church. Come to think of it, why does the Vicar know them at all.

@Number Three today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is quick on the uptake for the Vicar’s rambling about Andy attending his sermons , but our fav little git Andy made the Cleric look dumb :o) my avatar is a spoof of a a lady pouring coffee onto a man’s lap ‘unintentionally" , that could not happen to me , I don’t like coffee and Connie is not vindictive :o) , how was your day? ours should be busy but we should cope I hope , the contractor will finish the works today and then we can start clearing and disposing of everything we have accumulated all these years in our house garage, but we are both in a good mood and it’s not raining ,keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

No gambling involved with Andy. He loses no matter what.

So, Vicar, you’ll be preaching about gambling on a Sunday? How about the other six days of a week, then?

I bet the vicar didn’t see that coming! :D

The vicar, bless his heart, doesn’t understand the concept of “irredeemable”.

In the wee hours of the morning, a policeman saw an older gentleman, walking down the street, looking a bit unsteady. He pulled up next to him and said, Where are you going Old Timer ? The man said.“I am going to a lecture, on the evils of alcohol.” “Who is giving a lecture at the hour ?”asked the cop. He answered,“My wife.”

It that any way to treat the man who dragged you home a few days ago, Andy?

No no. I am giving tips on the Lottery of Life…….

Is the Vicar for or against gambling on Sunday? He didn’t say.

now thats what i am talking about

But that would interfere with his gambling.

My insomnia is so bad that I’ve never ONCE fallen asleep during a church sermon!

Over here the bingo halls are opening on 17th May. I shall be back to my gambling ways after that date. Last time I was there was on Halloween last year and I won £210!

xxx

@Afficionado

I have to admit, Affie, I have looked on your Facebook page a few times and saw that photo. Gave me a giggle!

I have never drank coffee. But I love my Yorkshire Tea. Delicious. I’m not sure if you’ve heard of Earl Grey tea but I think it’s horrible. Unpopular opinion because everyone else seems to love it.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal. Oh and keep a look out for me at the turnover. I was kind today and let Eldo have the spotlight, but tomorrow, I’m coming back! All jokes aside, I couldn’t care less if I was featured or not.

A fat lot of good those racing papers do him. He usually loses, doesn’t he?

Do one on the evils of drink! Then pass the Communion wine!

Buying organic avocadoes is as much gambling as I can handle now since sometimes over-ripe produce turns into a total loss.

Speaking of racing forms, who other than me remembers ‘Cabbage’, Beautiful Linda’ and ‘Beetle bomb’ ins a Spike Jones recorded race card?