“My body believes a famine is imminent and has begun stocking up on provisions. These supplies are being stored around my waistline. I’ve tried explaining to my stomach that this is entirely unnecessary: I’ve never once, not even when I was in college and more broke than the E.U., done any actual starving.” W. Bruce Cameron
“If I did have a six-pack to show and a great waistline to put out there to the universe or beautiful muscular legs, then I would not have to pout. The only thing I have going for me is a jawline.” Karan Johar
“Guys understand a waistline. They understand a silhouette. I dress for men.” L’Wren Scott
That is SO true. You hear it when you’re younger but don’t really understand it.
I vividly remember the day when our two year old daughter, full of the news she would soon be having a baby brother or sister, came trotting down the stairs with a baby doll, pulled the seat cushion off the easy chair, put the doll on the bare seat, then carefully patted the cushion down on top of it. I quipped to my wife, “We’ll be sure not to leave her alone with the real baby, right?”
That two year old and her then-unknown baby sister both have children older than they were at the time described.
Yakety Sax over 3 years ago
“I’ve got a waistline to develop.” Ian Mckellen
“My body believes a famine is imminent and has begun stocking up on provisions. These supplies are being stored around my waistline. I’ve tried explaining to my stomach that this is entirely unnecessary: I’ve never once, not even when I was in college and more broke than the E.U., done any actual starving.” W. Bruce Cameron
“If I did have a six-pack to show and a great waistline to put out there to the universe or beautiful muscular legs, then I would not have to pout. The only thing I have going for me is a jawline.” Karan Johar
“Guys understand a waistline. They understand a silhouette. I dress for men.” L’Wren Scott
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Bought and paid for, eh, guys?
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
Ben’s a much better “Collector”… ☺
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
Mostly, in his waistline. I know it!
KEA over 3 years ago
Like neutrinos through a vacuum… so goes the days of our lives
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Mine stores the memories of all the beers I drank.
PuppyPapa over 3 years ago
That is SO true. You hear it when you’re younger but don’t really understand it.
I vividly remember the day when our two year old daughter, full of the news she would soon be having a baby brother or sister, came trotting down the stairs with a baby doll, pulled the seat cushion off the easy chair, put the doll on the bare seat, then carefully patted the cushion down on top of it. I quipped to my wife, “We’ll be sure not to leave her alone with the real baby, right?”
That two year old and her then-unknown baby sister both have children older than they were at the time described.
Where HAS the time gone?
bjballard1 over 3 years ago
So, it’s now the 19th. Where is today’s strip?