Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 09, 2021

how unfortunate

If only Andy got a job to help out with the bills. Then the comic wouldn’t be funny anymore if he did. What a conundrum.

Flee the restaurant and leave the bailiff stuck with the tab.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is even a loser when he’s a winner, but what can the bailiff do with two cheap meals :o), my avatar is of two kittens singing Whitney Houston’s song " I will always love you " which I dedicate to my better half , how was your day? our Finally Friday should be busy but calm I hope , no errands to run and we both are in a good mood but this evening I’m changing my fav nosh to smaller Vienna sausages instead of the ones that nearly killed me , I’m too young to die :o) keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Had to research what a baling does in the U.K. to get the joke. Poor Flo finally gets a fine dinner and then it is taken for the fine…

rjm Bing Bonged about 14 hours ago

@ƹʅɗʘ “In a Capp Shul” ɗ’ʘraɗʘ

You’re punny this morning. I would have expected that from Gweedo :~)

I was otherwise occupied or I might have saw the need to weed. ;-)

At Ling Ling Left a response to your post re the low rider couches vs your long and lanky frame.

What is the meaning of this tyrannical confiscation? Something evil is afoot. Next they’ll tax the air that you breath. It’s CO2 you know. I’m surprised the haven’t put a carbon tax on cremations.

So you were left with just desserts, Flo?

His Royal Highness, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, died in his sleep, last night, aged 99…

Never take a woman to dine when all you have is four and nine: https://youtu.be/dG1aS94JrNE

Andy again found out that no good deed goes unpunished.

Wow! That’s unimaginable.

xxx

@Afficionado

Today I went to do some food shopping again.

The only non food items I got was some Clean & Clear Deep Cleansing Lotion. Not from the same shop. I’m starting to get into skincare now.

How did those sausages nearly kill you? You have probably already told me but my memory is like a sieve at times.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal. Enjoy your favourite nosh.

See you after the weekend.

One does not have to like or hate another to show respect. Integrity Matters.

What a bummer. Even when Andy wins, he loses.