Lola by Todd Clark for April 24, 2021

  1. Grandbudapesthotel cr alamy
    Imagine  almost 4 years ago

    Fraternity houses usually tend to be more into beer than wine.

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  2. The shadow
    Ubintold  almost 4 years ago

    No whining.

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  3. Img 1931
    Sanspareil  almost 4 years ago

    At the University of Washington a long time ago,

    There was a preacher named Holy Hubert who would hold forth in front of the Student Union Building.

    One time he was going on and on about how Jesus turned water into wine.

    Someone from the back of the crowd yelled “Big Deal, I can turn wine into piss!!”

    I can’t remember when I stopped laughing!!

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  4. Purplepeopleeater small
    Purple People Eater  almost 4 years ago

    I’ve turned water into wine. All you have to do is add some sugar and yeast. Fruit juice works well too.

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