Shirley and Son Classics by Jerry Bittle for December 14, 2024

I would fish in the bathtub. At least there’s water to float the sinker.

Isn’t that what “Catch and Release” is for?

The late, great Mitch Hedberg on catch and release: “We don’t want to eat the fish, we just want to make it late for something.”

Time he learned about reality and life. Go fishing.

I like this kind of fishing!

I thought that kind of fishing involved beer.

Is the dog ready to pounce? It kind of looks like it.

Just catch the fish, kill it, gut it, cook it, and eat it. Teach him about food and where it comes from.